shoulderblades:

robbvious:

Wesley in the car, a short story

I LOVE DOGS

baby: a- a- a-
parents: oh, the baby's first words!!
baby: a- aaa- al-
parents: apple?? air??
baby: a- al- al-
baby: Alchemy. The science of understanding, deconstructing, and reconstructing matter. However, it is not an all-powerful art; it is impossible to create something out of nothing. If one wishes to obtain something, something of equal value must be given. This is the Law of Equivalent Exchange, the basis of all alchemy. In accordance with this law, there is a taboo among alchemists: human transmutation is strictly forbidden - for what could equal the value of a human soul...?

栗山 未来

thesickestjokes:

People will stop showing you pictures of their kids if you whisper “oh fuck yea” under your breath when you look at their photos.

"They're wasting their time! 

This island is surrounded by cliffs.
There's no way that they could enter!"

scatteredly:

i hate it when you’re waiting for someone to text you and someone else texts you but you think it’s them and you get all disappointed when you realize it’s not

shubbabang:

funny story my 5th grade elementary school teacher was the one who figured out i had crazy bad adhd

i hope she’s doing well

wealldraw:

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shark smooch comic

edwardsheerran:

andthatlittleblackdress:

honestly sometimes in school people say the most ridiculous shit and I make this face and look somewhere at an imaginary camera like I’m on The Office

My school has security cameras in every classroom and I’ve done this at least 3 times each class this entire year. Today the security guard came up to me and told me I was his hero. 

queentinabelcher:

Alcohol vs marijuana

queentinabelcher:

Alcohol vs marijuana

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