"You’re such a fuckass!"
"…did you just call me a fuckass?"
A friendly reminder that Evas are fucking terrifying.
Too many people only seem to appreciate the Evas as “mecha” when they are in fact 100% monster.
Evangelion is a series about titanic Frankensteinian abominations forced to defend the earth from cosmic horrors.
There isn’t even one “robot” in it not even nowhere
there was one robot
Never forget the one actual robot in Eva
- timothy over here askin’ for nudes when all u did was say hello
- connor who won’t calm down with his axe spray tryna infect ya lungs
- colin adding #420 to his bio when he smoked weed one time
- gregory mad cause u didn’t blow him after the first date
how to spot a fuckboy:
- white nike tube socks with his adidas sandals
- he wants to play 20 questions (!!!!!!!!! do not play !!!!!!!!!!! especially if there’s a “;)” involved)
- relies on his mom but doesn’t respect women
- looks like he just read one of jaden smith’s tweets in all of his selfies
- can’t find the clitoris
fuckboys come in all shapes and sizes and results may vary but when he a fuckboy…he a fuckboy…and u will know