I can’t measure that weight as I am now. But even so, that’s fine. 

baby: m..m-m...ma...
mom: mama? are you trying to say mama?
baby: m..mATOI RYUKO!!!!
sister: KIRYUIN SATSUKI!!!
kkristoff:

shovel-girl:

What the fuck did you think would happen ?

see how the hammer slowly turns toward the woman at the end? i think what happened is these two were arguing and the hammer got so mad it slammed itself against the wall and the woman is shocked because hammer has never gotten this angry before and hammer’s just like don’t fuck with me woman i will nail you

kkristoff:

shovel-girl:

What the fuck did you think would happen ?

see how the hammer slowly turns toward the woman at the end? i think what happened is these two were arguing and the hammer got so mad it slammed itself against the wall and the woman is shocked because hammer has never gotten this angry before and hammer’s just like don’t fuck with me woman i will nail you

jetgreguar:

babyferaligator:

madeagoestohell:

yo

the ol razzle dazzle

tommy imma let u in on a secret


im lit as fuck rn

danytheme:

We all like to talk about that “Running like Naruto" phase that all dorky weaboo kids go trough, but what we don not talk enough about is the later “Sitting and eating like L" phase that all dorky weaboo teenagers go trough

kyoufushimi:

*looks around nervously*
*discreetly enters the manga section of the public library*

beesmygod:

what a weird piano

mayor-doctor-of-tardis:

These are amazing [1234]

unit03:
browningtons:

MALCOM WE HAVE TO COOK

browningtons:

MALCOM WE HAVE TO COOK

gay8:

riddle me this atheists: if god isn’t real then who is inside the kleenex box pushing up the next tissue

gothimu:

son we need to talk *sits you down* so…… i just finished this anime and holy shit

theme