partner: we're gonna have fun tonight ;)
me: what
me: oh
me: OH
me: you mean
partner: yeah, you better get ready... i'm gonna change... i'm so excited... shall we sta- wait what are you doing with those yu-gi-oh cards
me: i
me: you said "fun"
skillrex:

checkmate, fuckers

skillrex:

checkmate, fuckers

komaedas:

By 不腐君
※Permission to upload this was given by the artist

"You’re such a fuckass!"
"…did you just call me a fuckass?"

kaleidoquail:

oolongearlgrey:

bogleech:

lance-corporals-butt:

A friendly reminder that Evas are fucking terrifying.

Too many people only seem to appreciate the Evas as “mecha” when they are in fact 100% monster.

Evangelion is a series about titanic Frankensteinian abominations forced to defend the earth from cosmic horrors.

There isn’t even one “robot” in it not even nowhere

there was one robot

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Never forget the one actual robot in Eva

getyourspoons:

It doesn’t come from sky.

This is gonna sound so stupid but what is a fuckboy? lol
Anonymous

rememberingsuunday:

fuckboy symptoms:

  • timothy over here askin’ for nudes when all u did was say hello
  • connor who won’t calm down with his axe spray tryna infect ya lungs
  • colin adding #420 to his bio when he smoked weed one time
  • gregory mad cause u didn’t blow him after the first date

how to spot a fuckboy:

  • white nike tube socks with his adidas sandals
  • he wants to play 20 questions (!!!!!!!!! do not play !!!!!!!!!!! especially if there’s a “;)” involved)
  • relies on his mom but doesn’t respect women
  • looks like he just read one of jaden smith’s tweets in all of his selfies
  • can’t find the clitoris

fuckboys come in all shapes and sizes and results may vary but when he a fuckboy…he a fuckboy…and u will know

mandatoryrollercoaster:

Human Spice Latte

iamscienceside:

musicsigns:

iamscienceside

*scientific meltdown*

iamscienceside:

musicsigns:

iamscienceside

*scientific meltdown*

threshecutioner:

he’s going to kick everyone’s ass.

theme